Can't Beat Me? I Can Control Diarrhea!

打不过我吧，我能控制腹泻！

by Ancestral Master of Unorthodox Ways (旁门祖师)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 184k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Fellow cultivator, you dare mess with me? Are you ready to die of embarrassment?

You can control swords, and he can control fire. But here's something you didn't expect: I can control shit.

With just a little effort, I'll make your stomach hurt so badly you'll howl. Even a Mahayana cultivator will end up with diarrhea in public.

I've been cultivating in seclusion all this time, hoping to ascend to the Immortal Realm.

Unfortunately, my unorthodox cultivation technique has kept me from advancing past Foundation Establishment. I've been stuck at the eighty-millionth layer of Qi Refining.

Now, a billion years later, I'm planning to come out of seclusion and take a look at the world.

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