I Asked You to Catch Criminals, but You Arrested Tathagata?

[Taoist police + subduing demons + supporting justice + invincibility + solving crimes + metaphysics + female protagonist? +Funny] If someone commits a crime, the police will catch him. Monsters and monsters harm the world, but who is responsible for them? Xu Yiling is in charge of the latter. After graduating from the police academy, he joined the Criminal Investigation Team of Jinghaicheng West Branch. On the first day, Xiao showed his skills and caught a perverted serial rapist and murderer who had been on the run for twenty years. The next day, the painting style started to be outrageous, and a dog demon was caught! On the third day, he gradually went too far and surrendered to the century-old ghost king. On the third day, it was a big departure! Thousand-year-old zombies detained! The director was confused and his colleagues were dumbfounded. "What are these things?" "They are not human beings, how should they be convicted?" "Xiao Xu, you really dare to catch anything!" Xu Yiling ignored these criticisms and sent them to the detention center. The former prisoners in the detention center are in trouble! "Why did you send the dog in? The detention center was turned into a zoo?" "No matter how bad the conditions are, you can't lock me up with pigs!" "Damn it! You want me to be roommates with a zombie? I still have things to explain! Let me out!" ..... One day, Tathagata's uncle came down to earth to do evil and was captured by Xu Yiling and sent to a detention center. Soon after, Lingshan sent an envoy to negotiate: "I am here to bail out the Golden-winged Dapeng." But Xu Yiling knocked his leg on the table and said bluntly: "I won't let you go." The envoy was furious: "I represent Lingshan! Let him go!" Xu Yiling was not afraid at all: "I represent the vicissitudes of justice! No guarantee!" The messenger wanted to force open the cell. But Xu Yiling slowly pulled out the peach wood sword! "I advise you to stay away from that lock." "Otherwise I will use this sword to chop off your bun!"