Teacher Du Shi Is so Crazy, the Students Cry and Beg to Calm Down

[Teacher Laoliu + a poisonous plan + torture and jokes + easy laughter + wonderful reversal] Some teachers are Lao Deng, and some teachers are Lao Liu. But Lu Ze, who traveled through the parallel world and tortured the Thorny Class for two full years, had a unique title—— [Lu. The peerless old six tortures the king. The poisonous man and the epileptic old man Lao Yinbi. Ze] ........... In fact, at first he wanted to clock in and get off work quietly and read the lesson plans. But when the [Poison Teacher] system is activated, the style of painting... Changes. [What should I do if students play with their mobile phones in class and still fall in love early? They don't listen to the teacher and still fight in groups? Lu Ze: The routine is to collect the mobile phones but not take them away. Let them check each other, couples check couples, best friends check best friends, it depends on whether they break up or break up! [I hide in the toilet and smoke every day. If I get caught, I won't admit it and are shielding each other shamelessly. What should I do? Lu Ze: Implementing a smoking-sitting system, and customizing a batch of mustard cigarettes. Whenever I find one, all the boys in the class will smoke mustard for me. Let's see who dares to protect him! [Boys like to read fantasy, girls like to read romance, and they read novels in class every day. How can I break it? Lu Ze: I wrote a novel for them, with a fantasy male protagonist and a romantic female protagonist as mistress. I asked them all to die of poison. When they read the novel, they cried for father and mother! Dean of Students: Teacher Lu, please sit down. The matter is not serious yet. Principal: Teacher Lu, calm down, the children are not guilty of this...