Introduction: Accepting disciples and returning them + Unreliable system + Brainless + Cool writing + Not a Holy Mother + Decisive killing
[Ding, it is detected that the host is relatively weak, and we will give you a gift package for newbies: blood mist* five times (can instantly kill any opponent and turn it into blood mist)]
"The boss is awesome."
[Ding, congratulations to the host for winning 30,000 steamed buns in the lottery]
"Thank you, system, I will never starve to death in this life."
[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the blood mist (words smaller than sesame seeds 0.03 Times)]
"I finally know that Xixi must be your family's property."
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Chungang: "Master, how many times have I told you that my surname is not Li."
Black King: "I am Black, and I am also a dog, but I am not a big black dog. I am the Black King."
Empress: "Master, when I take a shower, can you not come in every time and pretend to be looking for something?"
The Lord of the Forbidden Zone: "Brother, big brother, let me call you big brother. You can pick whatever you want from my medicinal field, and you can pick whatever you want from my treasure house. I beg you, please leave quickly. If it doesn't work, I'll give you a kowtow, okay?"
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A loser like me loves to watch [laughs evilly]