
What's Four Legs That Can't Move? It's Your Whole Family
四条腿不会动是什么?是你全家
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- Ongoing
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- 1.4M Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 2mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Travel through time and become a villain, invincible, and have no regard for the ways of heaven.
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Travel invincibly through all the worlds
Please Finish This Novel with Laughter and Not Be Afraid of Being Laughed to Death
Who has read a hilarious novel, especially a complete one? Recommend it. If you are not afraid of being laughed to death, it is best to laugh from beginning to end.
The Protagonist Is Shameless, the Sixth Child, Funny, and the Kind That Gives You Stomachaches
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Quite curious
I Beg for Historical, Fictional, High-IQ, High-Quality Novels
As long as they are not brainless or have a supporting character whose IQ plummets, it is fine.
I Have a Good Sense of Humor, Please Read a Book That Can Make Me Laugh to Death
It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
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Invincible, invincible, invincible all the way
Tomato's Four Funny Articles
I'm Tired of Seeing the Treacherous Ministers in the Dynasty, and I Need the Loyal Ministers in the Dynasty to Start the Game.
Don't fill the court with traitors, there are too many. Standing and watching the loyal ministers of the court.
Lao Tomato 🍅, Please Come In, Those God-Level Works of the Year, Regardless of Genre
High IQ, Strategic, Calculating, and Using the World as a Chess Piece
Find a protagonist like Murong Li in the Assassin's Biography. He uses the world as his chess and all living beings as his pawns. He makes a comprehensive plan and plays with life. If necessary, you can also join the chessboard.
A Huge Joke That Made You Laugh Out of Bed
It's as Funny as the Nanjiang Gangster Chen Pi, but Also Wicked and Enjoyable to Read.
The Protagonist's Abilities Are Very Simple and Developed to the Extreme.
Such as acceleration, strength enhancement, etc.
Midnight Hammer Bed Series, Funny, Funny, yet Elegant (Male Channel)
Looking for a Funny Article, the Kind That Makes You Twitch When You Laugh
Thank you everyone... I laughed my head off... Looking for... Hahahahahahahaha
There Is a Shortage of Books and My Eyesight Is Too High. I Can Only Rely on These Few Books to Survive.
There is a shortage of books and my eyesight is too high. I can only rely on these few books to survive.
High IQ Historical Fiction
People with high IQs don't want those who push my IQ to the ground and rub it (even though mine is not high)
I'm Looking for Funny Writing, Not the Kind Where All the Laughs Are Based on Jokes.
It needs to have a funny plot like the Demon-Suppressing Division.
I'm Looking for Historical Novels, Preferably System-Driven Novels with Wide-Open Imagination, Cool Writing.
The protagonist is reborn in ancient times, uses the system to start showing off, and flies all the way. The protagonist should not be the emperor.
Funny! Funny! Just Funny Articles! I've Been into Emo Lately, and I Want to Be Happy ~
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A Novel That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
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This book is so beautiful, but it also has some emotional lines, such as the protagonist's gratitude to the Yellow River, but there is not much written about the Yellow River. I can only understand from a few words that it is so vast and so turbulent. Everyone who goes in can cosplay and cosplay Qu Yuan [sneaky laugh] The protagonist really loves the Yellow River too much [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]
It's a good book with lots of laughs. The beginning is mainly funny, and the author's illustrations are the finishing touch. A little after the beginning, the content becomes more machinist. The protagonist seems crazy, brainless, arrogant and domineering, but in fact, he has a plan secretly. There are also touching scenes in the book, and the characters are all unique. I was already prepared for Akaishi when I saw the score, but I didn't expect that the writing was pretty good, much better than the high-scoring, brainless writing.
Lin Jing, the chief engineer of the Yellow River Water Conservancy who never forgets his original intention and keeps his mission in mind, really makes me cry to death. He never forgets to provide new functions for his heroine to carry out water conservancy construction. He is simply like the immortal who takes his own path to the limit. [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
It is a special kind of novel. It looks funny and has a bit of a funny mentality, but it is a bit strange for people to understand the plot of the story. Everything is forcefully arranged and looks a bit awkward. If the storyline also takes part in clarifying everything, rather than simply fooling us readers, if there is a storyline with a good complex. It is reasonable to let us guess together instead of forcing it into the story. It is also reasonable to add our funny accidents to this plot, which will lead to a special novel. It's actually very good, but the storyline feels forced.
Hiss, when you read this paragraph, I must be... Still alive. Closer to home, the logic of this book is quite clear and there are many funny points. You will like it. There is a heroine, and she is the same age, but her status is more like a daughter. After all, the setting is an adaptation of a female channel novel. The protagonist is very mean, not like other novels where he plays dirty jokes, tortures his boss, drinks, recognizes his elder brother, and deceives people all day long. It's the kind of gentle, joking, and hard-to-understand meanness. The protagonist has high intelligence, good strength, and good strategizing ability. The system's sense of existence is very low, and the sense of God brought about by time travel is not strong. The plot is light-hearted and enjoyable, with both brains and coldness thrown in. Refuse to watch it in class, in the dormitory, at work, or in public restrooms, otherwise you will laugh out loud and be considered a pervert.
No. 1 On the 2024 Funny List, it's true. If you don't believe it, I'll laugh to death with him [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [laugh]
The Dihua Palace Fighting Drama is just that the protagonist is replaced by a man, and he is wearing the cloak of a time-traveling system! Suitable for children to watch [face covering]
Good to watch, good to watch, good to watch, the female lead is Yellow River, the second female lead is Poyang Lake, the third female lead is Medicine King Valley, the fourth female lead is to be determined [Eating Melon]
The author is really a wonderful person. I really like this kind of protagonist with noble character, quick thinking, full of love and three-dimensional character. It's really hard to find such vivid characters these days. The protagonists written by most authors are too flat or too fragmented. But the protagonist of this article is different. He sympathizes with his enemies and reunites their family. He can see the pain of workers at the bottom and has made positive contributions to them. Don't seek fame and wealth, dare to criticize those in power, work hard, and speak out for peace. Always implement your original intention and walk firmly on the path that will not deviate. Although sometimes I am misunderstood, I quickly use my actions to dispel other people's misunderstandings. The protagonist has a strong balance in his heart from beginning to end. I'm really looking forward to the author's next plot [Love]
Very good, it makes me so happy that I can't hold it in my mouth Underneath the seemingly nonsensical style of the protagonist, he is paving the way for the princess to eliminate harm. Everyone calls him crazy and poisonous, but behind the mask of the poisonous man is a sincere heart without any distracting thoughts. The princess is not the heroine! ! ! Feel free to enter! !
It's good-looking, so funny, and the protagonist's moral bottom line is flexible, comparable to players of P Club's war criminals (crossed out). In short, the author will update it soon.
It's so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, and the main character is so CS [laughing]
It made me laugh. Let me just say it. It only has about 100,000 words, so how come it was read by more than 100,000 people? It turns out to be so beautiful, hahahahahaha. It's a pity that Tomato doesn't have a ten-star rating, otherwise I would give it a ten-and-a-half star rating.
I've been laughed out loud. Personally I think it's a bit short. Please update it. It should be very popular if it's made into a sand sculpture animation like this [Thinking]
Hao Chi, the protagonist is too naive, but I like it. It's so refreshing to watch. It's not a studio article that follows a template. The writing style is okay, but it mainly takes a relaxed route. Don't be too brainy, just enjoy it. It's really refreshing. To be honest, there are many twists and turns that you don't expect.
The heroine Huang He, the protagonist never forgets to sell people to the Yellow River, it is exciting and funny
Super pretty! The protagonist is funny and wicked, but also has a superior IQ. The content of the article is also very exciting and rich. I hope the author will work hard to update it! I will keep chasing it! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
Funny, the author is very knowledgeable and worth watching. The protagonist is too bloody and ruthless. In ancient times, two kings and three were loyal. Cao Pi also granted Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty the title of Duke of Shanyang. The protagonist not only killed the deposed emperor Su Zheng, but also killed a former princess who no longer had the ability to rebel. In the name of eliminating the threat to Su He, in fact it has destroyed the bottom line. How can there be a dynasty that lasts for ten thousand years? Isn't it Su He's descendants who are responsible for the evil the protagonist did? In the past, Sima Yi and his son relied on Luoshui to break their oaths and regicide in the street to gain control of the world. In the end, the last emperor of the Jin Dynasty was killed like a pig by Liu Yu. Whoever created the figurines will have no descendants? [Smile]
I think it's okay. As for why I gave it four points, it's because the real-life plot is rather inexplicable. But it can be seen that the author probably wanted to write about Huang Liang Yimeng. The protagonist's sister is the one who created the entire world in the book, but for the convenience of the garden setting, he added a fantasy color to the real world. To be honest, I feel that the real world has some flaws, but overall it is quite powerful. It is worth reading. Since it is almost finished, I hope that the real world setting can be rounded off. It still affects the overall viewing. If not, even the protagonist's Huang Liang Yimeng will be fine. Hmm... Comprehensive evaluation, 4 points
Well written. The only problem is that the female characters look so slutty in it, which is weird. None of the female characters portrayed are normal
The author's writing is good and very funny! I couldn't help but look at it while eating.
This novel is good overall. The plot is exciting, the context is clear, the plot is twisty but smooth, the foreshadowing and suspense are cleverly set up, and the reading experience is excellent. The overall novel is very funny, mainly because there are many applications of foreshadowing. The character description is relatively delicate, and the princess's stupidity is well portrayed. It is vivid and vivid. The system as a whole is not very useful. It is just to cover up the rationality of the protagonist's deception of the princess. The logic of the novel is there, but it cannot be forced. After all, it is a funny and light novel. I personally feel that this novel is still very good and worth reading [Blowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss]
It's so beautiful. It made me laugh so hard. It's really interesting.
The protagonist is very kind, like a god coming down to earth to save dying people and send them to the arms of his mother, Riverwind.
It's beautiful, sometimes it's funny, and it's also very beautiful.
Very nice to look at. It's also very funny, and I quite like the character of the protagonist. But can you change the cover? Relative? This cover might attract some bad guys.
It's very interesting, very funny, and my IQ is on the line. I don't know why the rating is so low.
It's so funny [laughs][laughs][laughs], it's definitely worth watching, I just don't know why the rating is so low
Although there is no cp, it is really fun to read. I believe that the protagonist is a real poisoner. When you look at the protagonist from the perspective of conscience, you have already failed, because the protagonist of this book really has no conscience [cool][face covering]
It's a very funny novel. The male protagonist and the female protagonist have a very good relationship. By the way, the female protagonist's name is Huang He.