I'm blind, and can only maintain a normal life with the help of a guide dog.
But my wife stole my guide dog and abandoned me in an uninhabited wilderness. She said she wanted to see how a blind person would survive in extreme conditions, so her dream girl could make an unprecedented documentary.
I accidentally fell into a cesspit, and they laughed without restraint on the other side of the screen.
"Look at him! He's like a maggot in a gutter!"
Later, I gave up and asked for a divorce, but my wife came to argue and beg me to stay.
"I only played that joke on you because I love you."
I pointed at the body of our daughter, who had been bitten to death by a dog. "You mean a joke like this?"
