Get Lost, Jerk! Uncle, the Abstinent One, Please Behave

To get revenge on a scumbag, Lu Sisi seduced a man.

After a night of abandon, Lu Sisi tossed down a pink bill and remarked, “I’ll book you again next time.”

Huo Zhan was a fearsome figure in the capital’s elite circles, far beyond anyone’s reach. Someone claimed they’d seen him pinning a woman against a wall and kissing her passionately. Everyone else shook their heads. “Impossible. Who could ever catch President Huo’s eye?”

Then someone said the woman might have been Lu Sisi. Everyone scoffed. “Even more impossible. Lord Huo wouldn’t look twice at a peerless beauty, so why would he be interested in a wicked woman?” Until someone saw the refined, dignified man kneeling to put Lu Sisi’s shoes on, all to coax her into giving him a kiss.

Her scumbag ex-husband finally saw the error of his ways and begged for forgiveness, only to be kicked out of the house by the man, who then flashed his marriage certificate. “Call her Auntie.”