A Professional Simp, So How Did I End Up in the Crematorium?

Everyone knows Lin Mofeng has handsome, sharp brows and bright eyes, but underneath that polished exterior, he’s a shameless simp to the core.

He takes every insult from the arrogant campus belle without fighting back or talking back, and does all her work without complaint.

What no one realizes is that he’s already calculated the emotional-distress compensation for his workplace injuries, multiplied several times over.

The melancholy sadness everyone sees on his face at all hours is actually him raking in red envelopes!