Stellaris: What If the Hype Were Multiplied by a Million?

This obscure 7+ single-player space opera game never expected to have a day when it could compete with real life. After playing Stellaris for 60 hours straight and defeating the two endgame crises, the Contingency and the Synthetic Queen, Yun Xihan, a righteous guardian of the galaxy, came face-to-face with God. God said to Yun Xihan, “Since you died playing an obscure 7+ single-player game, your real life must have been pretty miserable. Why not go back and live another life, to make up for the regrets of your past one?” “Huh? You’re God? You’re freaking God? How many divisions have you got? How many thousand combat points? Could you beat my T-34?”