Shave, Then Get Depressed

[One Female Lead] [Pseudo-Infinite] [Pseudo-Invincible]

"So the heroine from the anime becomes your wife, and she travels through life with you?!"

"My piss is yellow, let me take a leak on him!"

"My slaps are loud, let me smack him!"

"Does the ending of a story even matter?" The man rinsing his razor looked at his dazed reflection in the mirror, repeating the same misery night after night...