[Hokage x Touhou. No characters from the original Touhou series appear. No System, no invincibility: just a band of empty-headed, low-level fairies roaming the shinobi world in search of fun!]
[Tired of the same old main cast? Come see the stories of the shinobi world’s old-timers!]
“Splat!”
In the war-torn Warring States period, a band of unconventional ninja made up of fairies began wandering all over the shinobi world. They couldn’t care less about their clients’ missions. Their only goal was to have fun!
These ninja have survived to the present day. Their mission success rate is abysmal, and they even like to get the drop on their clients first
“Wahahaha! Fooled you! I’m not a Konoha Ninja!”
“W-What!? You awful lot again!”
But aside from their terrible ninja skills, these guys are surprisingly reliable as companions, even if they do occasionally get the drop on you
“Wahahaha! Fooled you! I’m not a Mount Myōboku toad!”
“W-What!? You awful lot again!”
Putting those unimportant flaws aside, fairy ninja are definitely reliable, trustworthy companions!
So says Jiraiya, who is being held up by the collar by the Great Fairy.
Ouch, long time no see