On the day I was pierced by a steel bar in my right leg and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, my fiancée was busy taking care of her drunken lover.
After coming out of the operating room, I saw her sweetheart posting on WeChat Moments: "If I can get this wife, what more can I ask for?"
The accompanying picture is a photo of my fiancée wearing an apron and holding a spatula, looking doting and helpless.
The comments below were all booing, waiting to see my joke.
But I laughed and replied generously: [Do you like it so much? That's for you!