The day I was rushed to the hospital after a steel rebar pierced my right leg, my fiancée was busy looking after her childhood sweetheart, who had drunk too much.
When I came out of surgery, I saw that her childhood sweetheart had posted on social media: [What more could a man ask for when he has a wife like this?]
The photo showed my fiancée wearing an apron and holding a spatula, looking both indulgent and exasperated.
The comments below were full of people egging him on, waiting to see me make a fool of myself.
But I just laughed and replied magnanimously: [You like her that much? Then she's yours!]