(Comedy, lighthearted, absurd, selling products, sly schemer, satisfying revenge, pretending to be weak to catch the strong off guard) The ridiculous System will upgrade gradually, so please be patient! It only gets more fun!
[This is a fantasy comedy, so please read the first three chapters!]
Wang Chao: You...
Wang Chao: Don’t come any closer...
Chen Feng: I’m just a salesman. Why are you afraid of me?
Chen Feng: Come on, let me hit you once, then you can take the pill, okay?
Xiao Huohuo and Wang Hao’s battle had reached fever pitch.
Chen Feng lounged around, enjoying the air conditioning and sipping watermelon juice as he watched the action.
Xiao Huohuo: What? How can there be air conditioning on Qiyuan Continent?
Chen Feng: The System gave it to me. Makes sense, right?
Xiao Huohuo: Then why is there a straw?
Chen Feng: There have to be spectators watching you fight, right?
Chen Feng: Makes sense, right?
Chen Feng: System, you’re screwing me over!!!!
Chen Feng: System, is it really okay to train like this?
System: Relax, no problem, it’s totally fine!
Chen Feng: System, you’re screwing me over!!!
Everyone on Qiyuan Continent: Someone drag him away already!
Chen Feng: Don’t leave! I swear I’m not a salesman!!!!
