Great Ming: A Donkey Cart Drifts from the Start, Terrifying All the Officials!

After transmigrating into the body of Zhu Qizhen, he discovers that the Tumu Crisis was actually a grand conspiracy in which multiple factions joined forces to hunt down the emperor! Then Zhu Qizhen goes on a rampage with the help of his System! “Your Majesty! You slept with Esen’s wife, and he’s attacking!” Zhu Qizhen: “What’s there to panic about? At the peak of the Great Ming, I stand above the world. With me, Zhu Qizhen, here, the heavens are mine!” “Your Majesty! You’re measuring the farmland, and the southern gentry have rebelled!” Whoa, the reviewer’s dad is actually... Zhu Qizhen: “What are you afraid of? I bear the realm on my back and hold the sun, moon, and heavens in one hand. My Great Ming is invincible!” “Your Majesty! Make peace through a marriage alliance!” Zhu Qizhen: “Guards! Drag him out and castrate him!” “Your Majesty! Move the capital south!” Zhu Qizhen: “Castrate him! Do it standing up!” “Tyrant! Cruel and heartless! You abuse your ministers! We’re going on strike!” Zhu Qizhen: “Guards! Castrate them all! Give them a fancy cut first, then castrate them!” During the Defense of Beijing, everyone realizes that Zhu Qizhen has suddenly become a god of war! “Yu Qian! Ride out with me and kill the enemy! Charge!” “Shi Heng! I order you to carry the imperial banner forward!” “Esen! If you’ve got the guts, face me in an archery duel across the river!” He opens banks, launches group-buying food delivery, builds Didi-style taxi stations, and gets the Great Ming’s infrastructure booming. Years later, the Great Ming controls all the world’s wealth and territory. At last, Zhu Qizhen can roar with pride: “My power reigns supreme! I am the Heavenly Khan!”