On the eve of registering their marriage, my girlfriend went to a bachelorette party hosted by a friend and kissed her long-unseen first love on the dance floor.
When I caught them, she didn't look the least bit flustered. Instead, she stared at me with contempt.
“What are you doing here? You've really ruined the mood!”
I chuckled, took the wedding ring off my ring finger, and tossed it onto the bar floor.
“Hey, ex-wife. What else would I be here for? Obviously, I'm here to call off the wedding.”
