[Unhinged humor] [No System] [Assassin] [The Young Master’s Daily Life]
“Young master! Time to get up!” the maid called sweetly, deliberately moving closer. Lin Hua slapped her flying, because she was up to no good, hoping to make him slip up so she could pressure his parents into dividing the family fortune.
“Young master, this cow loved free-falling while it was alive, and it was still warm when it died. No need to worry about food safety. I had no choice but to reluctantly share its remains with you.” Lord Barrett said with a smile as he cut into the steak.
“Hey, junior! Sure, your family is rich, but does money really let you do whatever you want?” Senior An Xinhui said with a disdainful look.
“Young master, your parents used your body as a lab rat and injected you with a biological agent,” the butler said calmly.
Lin Hua: “What???”
This book is also known as “Young Master, You’re the Young Master!” “I’m Normal, So Why Has the World Gone Crazy?” and “Oh No! There Are Assassins Everywhere Around Me!”
This book is a little unhinged, and the characters are not in their right minds. Read at your own discretion.
