An alien teaches the chosen child of the cultivation world how to cultivate: a spacefaring cultivation farce. An adorable alien girl with paranoid delusions realizes that a low-level civilization has kidnapped her. She swears she will never betray her home planet or reveal alien technology to her captors. Then she discovers they want her to teach them cultivation? Please, I'm an alien, not an immortal! If you're going to force me, I can only make things up as I go.
Unexpectedly, the few “cultivation secrets” she casually tells them lead her disciples to thrive in their training, each producing astonishing phenomena. These phenomena not only shake the cultivation world, but also foil the alien girl's escape plans time and again.
She originally planned to build a spaceship with alien technology and flee the planet. But whenever she is on the verge of success, her disciples' cultivation phenomena inexplicably appear, causing her communicator to lose its signal, her ship's systems to fail, and its power to cut out. Sometimes, mysterious forces even teleport the spaceship straight back to where it started.
Thanks to her disciples' cultivation breakthroughs, the alien girl's path to escape becomes incredibly difficult. She must not only face the challenges of the cultivation world, but also deal with all the accidents caused by her disciples' progress. It seems she'll really have to think hard if she wants to leave this planet!
