[Sharp-tongued, abstinent, protective Immortal Venerable gong x shameless, flirtatious, quick-witted little fox shou; older man/younger man; both each other’s first]
Everyone knows that Shiting, the Fox King of Qingqiu, has looks that outshine all six realms, but no shame and no morals. He’s goofy and unserious, and his only hobby is seducing handsome young men.
One day, while out for a stroll, Shiting spots an unbelievably gorgeous immortal. He bats his eyes and swoons into the man’s arms, only to land face-first on the ground with a smack. The immortal says, “Ugly people are always trying too hard.”
Ugly?!
Shiting has coasted through all six realms on his looks, and this is the first time anyone has called him ugly!
“Tell me your name.”
“Canglan Palace, Xuan Qiong.”
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“Xuan Qiong, the Supreme Immortal Venerable, has profound immortal power and immense status. For hundreds of thousands of years, he has been as cold and aloof as ever, the biggest unattainable flower in the immortal realm.”
Shiting snaps shut his Who’s Who of the Six Realms, points to the heavens, and declares:
“I’m picking that flower.”
He fills the frost-white grounds of Canglan Palace with red roses, sneaks in after midnight to fight the immortal beasts so he can get into Xuan Qiong’s room, embroiders hearts with fox fur on the clothes Xuan Qiong wears to court, and shouts beside the sign banning foxes from Canglan Palace, “The Immortal Venerable got a fox for free and then dumped him...”
His pursuit is so passionate that everyone from heaven to earth knows about it.
People swear the two of them will never get together, until, at a gathering of immortals, Xuan Qiong grabs the wronged little fox and kisses him. The onlookers are left eating their words.
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Shiting: Keep shameless, have no bottom line, and you’ll get whatever you want.
Xuan Qiong: Whoever flirts with me will be flirted with right back.
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The gong only gets lecherous for the shou, and the shou is only innocent around the gong.
It looks good, but it's a little too short, so I can sit comfortably on the sofa.
Please make a side story, it's so good that I cried 😢😢😢😢😢