Are You Happy? I'm Happy: The Happy Emperor

Landlord, father’s murder, grudges against the immortal sects, an inherited legacy, an accident during the inheritance, cultivation techniques in the dantian, billions of little swimmers practicing martial arts, pleasure on par with an immortal artifact, pleasure in mutated forms, and all kinds of attributes.

Chen Fan was underdeveloped as a child, so the village kids made fun of him. Worse, they even came up with a rhyme just for him:

Chen Fan, Chen Fan, so extraordinary,

Simple-minded, limbs all healthy,

Born premature, with a blank expression,

Scares people, or is he a eunuch?

But Heaven is fair. One day, an accident awakens the soul inside a jade pendant with the Five Elements blood in Chen Fan’s body. He gains an inheritance and becomes a complete man, finally enjoying a little pleasure of his own. But because he grew up feeling inferior and obsessing over men’s little pleasures, the inheritance takes an unexpected turn: the cultivation technique ends up in his dantian, while the martial arts techniques end up in his “egg field.” Faced with this awkward inheritance, Chen Fan breaks with tradition and cultivates his own path to immortality. From then on, not only does he become a complete man, he also turns into a peerless beauty who can control his little pleasure at will, making him a heartthrob to women. But when his master sees this, she dies with regrets. To repay her, the awkward Chen Fan vows to find Qingyun and avenge her.