My Wife Said, If You Make a Sound While Alive, Then Feed the Wild Dogs If You Die.
老婆说，活着吱个声死了就喂野狗
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Don't Recommend Finished Essays with Scores Above 9.7. If the Score Is Not Enough, Please Do Not Recommend It. Thank You!
Complete and High Scores
As long as you finish the novel with high scores
A Text That Thinks It Can Reach 9.9
Are you picky about reading? Can you recommend some niche books?
[The Masterpiece Will Never Be Buried, It Is Just a Lotus Blooming in the Mud]
I want to read a book similar to "The Rogue Imperial Master". Books are like the world. The grass born on the shore can stay away from vulgarity, but the lotus born in the mud can also bloom, far more wonderful and beautiful than the grass. Take out your masterpiece, the buried masterpiece.
Looking for Two Male Leads! ! ! Double Strength! ! Exciting! ! !
Please recommend, I really have no books to read! ! ! ! !
Looking for Funny Ghost Hunting Articles. the Kind That Makes You Laugh to Death in the Middle of the Night
The No.1 Novel in Your Heart
There is a serious shortage of books. Recommend books.
The Male Protagonist Cannot Tell the Difference Between Male and Female, Even If He Says He Is a Boy, No One Will Believe Him.
No need to dress up as a woman, no need to transform
Please Don't Use the System for Ghost Hunting Articles! Purely Awesome! Funny or Scary
The protagonist can catch ghosts, please do not use the system.
When I Have Nothing to Do, I Just Like to Read Some... Sweet and Refreshing... Shuangqiang Sweet Pampering and Refreshing Articles
Female video (male and female/both male and female are OK) Double cleansing, running in both directions, no misunderstandings, not a holy mother, not aggrieved
Contribute Your Books That Help You Get Through the Bottleneck Period to Me.
Book shortage + bottleneck period, please tweet
Two Male Protagonists
There are unparalleled male protagonists, please beg for help, female videos.
It's a Good Book That I Can't Bear to Remove from the Bookshelf. I Read It from Beginning to End Without Skipping a Chapter.
Come and see if you like it
Seeking to Catch Ghosts, Metaphysics, I Like to Watch This Category Recently
Thank you, I can finish the series~
Is There Any, Metaphysics! Ghost Hunting! No More Small Dumplings! Article.
It's Hard to Distinguish Between Male and Female Protagonists, It's Best to Be an Anime Fanfic
More demon slayers! ! !
Looking for a Two-Male Story with a Score of 9.5 or Above! ! !
What Type of Novels Do You Most Hope to See Added to Tomato?
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Miao Boy, Charming All Living Beings, Yandere
Cross-Dressing Boss (Men Pretending to Be Women)
It's okay if the male is a voice actor
Two Male Protagonists, the Aunt Is Smiling and Doting Sweetly Throughout the Whole Process
Books on Metaphysics Seem to Be Very Popular Recently, so I Would Like to Recommend a Few. Don't Be Too Outrageous
A Novel About Someone Who Returns from the Fairy World or Another World, but His Cultivation Is Still There
Is there any?
A Paradise for Deputy CP Controllers
It is best for the secondary line to be evenly matched.
Sure enough, the various types of beauties and handsome guys in the novels can only be reflected in anime. When making TV, short plays, and movies, you really can't capture that feeling and atmosphere... Just like Lu Ye can only imagine or search for Little Red Book anime characters to feel hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Well, it's over. I've finished watching it too... It's very interesting👀The extras are also very interesting👀Everyone has their own belonging...[Laughs]
The big rice is really so delicious o(*≧▽≦)ツ ~ ┴┴I can't bear to skip it, it's so pretty
It can be said that this is my favorite book in recent years. One of my favorite authors. [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration] It's really beautiful. I highly recommend it. I highly recommend it. [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration] I really love Lu Ye's temperament. Very sweet. [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Admiration] I also like the author very much. [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration] The extra chapter is also really surprising. ! ! ! ! ! Pei Jue and Zhou Na are so fun to watch! I thought the Zhan family and the Shen family were a couple, but I didn't expect that they each had a ghost! [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Admiration] And I never imagined what Lu Ye would say next, which is really surprising and very beautiful. [Adore][Adore][Adore][Adore][Adore][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love][Love]
To be honest, I haven't watched much, so it's okay. It's not as exaggerated and beautiful as the comment section said. I feel like the sweet pet in the introduction didn't show it at all.
This is a short article, and the author probably doesn't write much, and it's not particularly good from a logical point of view, but this article is really good to read, and it's sweet all the way to the end. And there are so many deputy CPs, every pair of CPs is he! But I still want to say that it would be better if the author could explain clearly why he went from one world to another. Although the author said that Gong has been cultivating, he did not say why he went to another world specifically. Overall it's pretty good, it's really sweet! (Note: I commented after reading it. The above is only my personal opinion, please don't comment if you don't like it, thank you. It is now 15:24 pm on January 16, 2025)
I finished reading it on March 3, 2025. I read it carefully and word by word. The writing is really very good. Although except for the couple Lu and Zhan who are in love with each other, the others are in love with each other, but it is really good to read. Even after reading it, I still feel a little bit unfinished [smile][smile][smile][smile]. My favorite couple in it is Pei Jue and Zhou Mingchen. I feel like I want to read their story again, but... The ending written by the author is undoubtedly the best. Everything is perfect, there is no villain, and everything is covered.
This is one of the many metaphysics books I have read in Tomato. I really love this one! ! ! [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration] It's not a loss to be in, absolutely not a loss, I really like it, I hope there are more similar books like this, I can't get enough of it wow wow wow! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
The plot is compact, the emotional lines of the protagonists are very clear, and their personalities are super good. The various ghosts and gods they encounter are all very interesting. This kind of supernatural book is really beautiful. I highly recommend it [Blow Kiss] Author, please update [Love]
It's very beautiful and the content is very innovative. The shortcoming is that the ending is too hasty, there is so little content, and there are so few extras. I want to see their sweet love [almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][almost crying][ Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying][Nearly crying]
It's quite interesting, it's a sweet story, but in the first and middle period, I felt that the plot line was bigger than the relationship between the two male protagonists. Although in terms of time, Shou spent most of the time with Lao Gong, but in terms of text, each short story has several chapters, and the relationship between the two of them is less than one or two chapters. In other words, they spend several hours a day or several days in one or two chapters, and those dramas Several chapters of the love story actually only lasted a few hours, so I said that although they were together most of the time, the story gave me the illusion that they spent very little time together. However, in the later stages, the ending was full of them, but it was really good to watch. In the middle and late stages, I felt that I had deviated from the character a little bit, but it was only like that in front of me, so it seemed normal 😂 Anyway, it's really good to watch. Another point is that the details may not be handled well. Although it does not affect it, for me, who is obsessed with details, it would be better to write it down. For example, the house, I started to remember that the Shen family villa and the Zhan family compound seemed to be described, but Zhan Beiyu's own home and the place where A Ye went to live later were not described. Such details are just my thoughts after reading them. Haha, I still like it.
[Lightning protection: All the sub-CPs in this article are human ghosts (I don't know if it counts, I will tell you about some people's lightning points first)] It's good-looking, and the whole article is very fast-paced. I don't know if it's because I stayed up all night to read it, so I was not clear-headed and didn't see it very clearly. It seems that it didn't explain why I was an engagement partner in another world, and then I was born naturally in this world and had my own family. The rest isn't too much of a problem. Anyway, both attack and defense are very strong, as strong as a max-level boss accidentally entering the novice village.
The plot is very interesting, and the supernatural theme is also quite attractive. The male protagonist Lu Ye is invincible. No one here is his opponent. He doesn't speak much, but when his husband is around, he has to speak loudly and pretend to be weak. The relationship between Zhan Beiyu and Zhan Beiyu is full of sugar and cruelty. The sky is thundering and the earth is burning. I don't feel aggrieved at all, and I feel comfortable physically and mentally. The first half of the plot is mainly about catching ghosts and fighting monsters, with relatively few emotional scenes. Every person who asks for help has the same feeling when they see Lu Ye appear on the stage, "Young people must not be good at morality." Although slapping people in the face is fun, everyone will feel a little tired after this routine. Maybe it's because I watched it relatively late, and I didn't have any love scenes, so I felt that some places were a bit abrupt, and the dialogue was not very delicate. His man, his sweetheart, was a bit awkward to talk about. In the deputy CP, although there is nothing wrong with the unresolved romance, there are three male-male ghost CPs, which makes me wonder if this is a common thing.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! ! ! It's really, really good-looking! ! There are also many deputy CPs, I really like them! But you can rest assured that there is no such kind of sub-CP that accounts for 90% of the article. They are all paragraph by paragraph, and they are all so sweet! ! ! ! It feels so bad! ! ! ! No abuse! Not cruel at all! ! At first I thought it would take a long time for Gong and Shou to meet and be together! But not at all! ! ! ! ! We met very quickly and got together very quickly. There was no such thing as being together suddenly! It's really beautiful!
Ahhhhh Zundu looks so good! The author feels great to work on more (ง •̀_•́)ง This book suits my taste very well. The emotional line is not sluggish at all. I love it very much. Every ghost hunter is also fun I like Pei and Zhou. I hope you can create a side story for them.
Ahhhhh! My heart is trembling with excitement, my hands are so beautiful! Good looking!，，，，，And ，and ，and ，and Also, the couple Shan Ling and Xu Hua have not been written out, but I still hope they will have time to give us a surprise (look forward to it carefully, hahahaha). Finally, I wish them to continue to maintain their original aspirations in the parallel world, punish evil and promote good, and be happy. See you later!
This article is very nice, very good-looking, the collision of metaphysics and modernity, the entanglement of two spaces, but it is still sweet, the story of the beautiful Ye Brother and the domineering uncle, Ye Brother has a very touching character, just like his name, he is super powerful and awesome, The whole text revolves around Ye Ge's metaphysics and catching ghosts, interspersed with short stories of marriage, and there is also a story line about Ye Ge's life experience and marriage. It's really sweet and sweet with my uncle, who also has a hidden identity, and it's still you after all the twists and turns~ The ending is also very satisfactory, highly recommended
It's good-looking, really good-looking, and the plot is really complete. I really like the character of the protagonist. But the author, I really hope you can do 100 pills a day. It's really not enough.
I finished reading it before, so I changed my phone to read it again, and it's already my second time. Really delicious [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [adoration] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [lick the screen] [adoration] [lick Screen] [lick the screen] [lick the screen] delicious food [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] delicious [lick the screen] [lick the screen] [air kiss] [air kiss] [air kiss] [air kiss] [air kiss] [send heart]
Ahhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This book is really great, and there are a lot of difficult things to understand. Pei Jue and Zhou Mingchen are really good at talking to each other.
Personally, I think the short stories in it are more interesting than the plot about the protagonist's love and background. The short stories are very interesting and concise, but there are not enough to read. I hope the more the merrier. It's so reassuring to have a protagonist with maximum strength. The protagonist's personality is naturally suitable for being the protagonist. The metaphysics part is very exciting, not scary, the process is enjoyable and interesting, and the ending is also he. In fact, there are a bit too many CPs, and the endings of the short stories are mostly sloppy. The main character's family life and background are not explained very well. After falling in love, he became completely in love, as if he had married a wife and forgotten his mother. Several fathers acted as tools and light bulbs to spread dog food.
It's super good-looking. How can it be so good-looking? Both the main CP and the deputy CP are very easy to follow. The types of CPs here are rich and sweet. Every pair is very in line with my heart. Lu Ye is really a little succubus and a super person. The women's clothing setting is not feminine but adds fun. The storyline unfolds through the protagonist's handling of events, and the CP also develops in it. The connection is well-reasoned and well-founded. The types of events handled are diverse, and some of the plots are carefully considered and a little scary. Overall, it is a very good article. The author writes so well. The writing style is superb. I wish you a happy life and everything goes well [love] [love] [love] [blowing kiss]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! Really good-looking! Really good-looking! Really pretty! [Adoration]
It's really beautiful, I like every pair, and the last paragraph of the last picture, the sutra is mine, the prayer beads are mine, the tribute is mine, the incense is mine, you... Are mine too, my God, who knows, I felt like that at that moment ah ah ah ah
Good-looking, super good-looking, sweet and refreshing. Both the main and secondary CPs are so sweet. Now that I think about it, one of the secondary CPs seems to be a yes and a non-person. However, the old attacker Shen Zhuo found is the best, a god who controls luck.
I like Pei Jue's couple the most. One of them lacked love and didn't even receive basic fair treatment during his lifetime. They still get angry when they don't give him incense. It's so cute. Later, in order to fulfill his promise to protect his partner's family, his soul disappeared. His partner recited sutras to him for three years and finally came back to life. Then there is the Xu Hua couple, whose family background is similar to his, so they can sympathize with each other. Even if the ghost does not harm him, it is good for him to stay with him all the time. Moreover, they are doing business down there, and they can be together in the future. The main character is also very funny and super sweet. Zhan Yi writes a lot of things, which is a bit annoying to him. CP Shen Zhuo seems to be the god of good luck. He gets good luck every day, which is great! Overall, it's good. The empress is also accompanied by her little sister.
It's really good, super, super good-looking, very, very sweet [admiration] [admiration] [admiration], but did you forget a person's extra story? Or maybe I got it wrong, or maybe they were either CP, or they were writing about that little fool and the man who had left his soul [sending my heart][sending my heart] I like Pei Jue's couple, they are so sweet. It's a pity that I don't have two boys in love in real life, otherwise I would be so happy that I would fly [Adoration][Adoration]
The emotional line of the main CP is very complete and the content is relatively coherent. Both the main and deputy CPs are very sweet. The plot of this story is also super good-looking. It is different from other stories and is relatively novel.
This article is very beautiful! It's sweet from beginning to end, and the dividing line between ghosts and humans is not that big. I can fall in love with people and get along normally. Although it's a bit unreasonable, it's cool to watch. Beautiful, love watching it!
I really like the plot of this story, it's very novel, and I also really like the settings of everyone's ghosts. I can't get enough of it! !!!! Lu Ye has a great personality, he doesn't make any pretense, is straightforward, and doesn't make people feel pretentious. He says what he wants and does whatever he wants, but he won't be willful and get into trouble. The two get along very easily and directly, and I have to lament the importance of a long mouth. Another point is that no matter what other people think, at least everyone close to the two male protagonists is in harmony, and there are no cliché plots such as intrigues, competition for family property, etc., Which makes it even more satisfying to watch! Reading the whole book made me feel physically and mentally relaxed.
It's very interesting. This book is very interesting [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]. As you watch, you can see the ending, which is a bit unfinished, and there seems to be a lot of CP in it, hehehehehehehe [snickering] [smirking]. I really like this pair of main CPs, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet [laughing][laughing], I highly recommend [sending my heart][sending my heart]. Suddenly I realized that I had read several books by this author [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]. He is a treasured author, and his books are quite beautiful [blowing kiss][blowing kiss].