I’ve Already Been Demoted from Wife to Concubine, So What If I Go a Little Crazy?

You Momo transmigrated, becoming a lowly concubine in the imperial merchant Gu family, recently kicked out of the position of principal wife.

She came with a gossip System that specialized in exposing other people’s unspeakable, eye-searing scandals.

You Momo: “My eyes are tainted…”

The Gu family was in a whole lot of trouble, too:

Her husband hadn’t entered her room in half a year, her sister-in-law was obsessed with competing against other women, and her grandmother-in-law criticized everything she did.

Even her six-year-old brother-in-law constantly pushed her patience to the limit.

Whoever wants this life can have it!

So You Momo became a madwoman, making a scene every day:

She slapped her brother-in-law’s classmate and sent his teacher flying.

She personally ruined her younger sister-in-law’s perfect engagement.

Whenever she had a spare moment, she pinched her icy grandmother-in-law until the old woman yelped.

Surely now they’d give me a letter of divorce, right?

What?

You Momo had actually become the Gu family’s darling?

Even the Empress Dowager wanted to adopt her as a goddaughter?

Brother-in-law: “I value my life! The 365 days I spent with my underworld-boss sister-in-law…”

Sister-in-law: “I’ve set my sights on another man. Sister-in-law, can you help me decide if he’s any good?”

Grandmother-in-law: “My precious darling, don’t forget the acupressure massage!”

Empress Dowager: “How did the Princess Chaoyang, personally named by the Great Zhou Dynasty, end up as someone’s concubine?”