The Tomb Raider’s Guide to Self-Cultivation

Do you believe there are ghosts in this world?

Whether you believe it or not,

I do.

Because of my profession,

I’ve traveled to remote, uninhabited mountains,

and ventured into barren deserts where not a blade of grass grows.

I’ve encountered secrets hidden from the world,

secrets within secrets.

I have stories to tell.

Do you have any wine?