Tomb Robber: I Was Slapped by Someone from Mount Emei

No CP, no CP. If anyone scolds me, I won't scold you, because I am well-educated. I traveled through time because I was slapped in the face by someone during my graduation trip in Mount Emei. I lost my balance and fell down the mountain. I rolled over and stole my pen. You can call me Zhang San. I think my mother thought it would be easier to make a living with a cheap name, so she chose this name. Later, I thought my mother must be able to predict, otherwise why would I have given myself such a name? My life has been full of stumbling blocks, and I have lived barely enough. Even if God comes, I have to say that I am really tough. Zhang San:...... Life is not easy, sigh. He is very gesticulating and has good teeth. I'm not good at anything. I only have a pair of white teeth that can bite off a piece of your flesh. Don't touch me. If you touch me again, I will imitate Mount Emei and start biting! ! Someone asked me why I wanted everything when I was a teenager. Zhang San: If you push me harder, I'll take you too!