Tomb Raiding: I Got Smacked by a Monkey from Mount Emei

No romance, comedy.

I transmigrated because, during my graduation trip to Mount Emei, a monkey smacked me. I lost my balance, fell down the mountain, and tumbled right into The Lost Tomb.

You can call me Zhang San. I figure my mom thought a humble name would help me thrive, so she picked this one. Later, I decided Mom must be a prophet. Otherwise, how could she have given herself the name Fa Wai Kuang Tu?

My life has been one mishap after another, and I've barely managed to get by. Even the Heavens would have to admit I'm built to last.

Zhang San: ...

Life's not easy. Sighing and groaning. Pointing fingers and wagging tongues, with a healthy set of teeth.

There's nothing I'm good at, except having a set of pearly whites that can bite off a chunk of you.

Don't touch me! Touch me again and I'll learn to bite people like those Mount Emei monkeys!

Someone asked me why, at barely a teenager's age, I want everything.

Zhang San: Keep running your mouth and I'll take you too!