[An Unconventional Cultivation Story]
[Warm and wise in public, a neurotic wisecracking maniac in private × the cultivation world’s number one, the original story’s big villain]
The irreverent version of the blurb goes like this
Chen Chunsheng transmigrated… Before that, he’d just finished the college entrance exam and was a happy little monkey, free to enjoy life…
Then he got struck by lightning and died.
It’s the most vicious way to die in the world. No contest.
Good news: He has a System.
Heaven hasn’t forsaken me!
Bad news: The System is a cheap knockoff.
Heaven is trying to kill me!!!
It’s fine. Cheap knockoffs are loaded with the good stuff, and an omniscient perspective is there for the taking…
What do I do after accidentally breaking down the omniscient perspective? Begging for a repair tutorial online!!!
Only in the end does he realize that life has no tricks, only feelings. After climbing to the top through his own efforts, Chen Chunsheng discovers that the summit is kind of gay.
For example, one sunny, breezy afternoon, the summit accidentally takes a graceful plunge into the lake right in front of him, its clothes on the verge of slipping away, revealing its charms without the slightest effort.
Hah, interesting. Is this how living things court one another?
The serious version of the blurb:
The bells of the Ouroboros ring out from the final divine tree. As all things return at last to their origin, behold: the scarlet serpent-fish circles the clouds once more, becoming the golden radiance of the sun. This is the blessing and prayer of death.
Golden waves of wheat rise across the fields: new life surging with hope.
In silent gazes from the abyss, it will offer its final blessing
“Dong, ”
The tower bells ring. The final prayer.
Death reborn,
The Gate of Rebirth…
