You Put Me in the Coast Guard, Now the Navy's Jealous of My Nuclear-Powered Patrol Ship

Shen Yu transmigrates into the role of an auxiliary officer at a Coast Guard station and gets bound to the Coast Guard Black Technology Master System. The Coast Guard, once dubbed “the world’s best painters,” is about to undergo a transformation like no other! Navy: We handed you our retired destroyers, and you went and outfitted them with nuclear reactors, electromagnetic railguns, and plasma shields? We’re about to die of envy! Shen Yu: Reasonable modifications. Don’t call me! Air Force: Why have you parked a light-controlled plasma stealth fighter on the Coast Guard’s deck? And the worst part is that it’s armed with laser weapons! Even the B-2 would call you Dad! Shen Yu: Air power is indispensable for Coast Guard law enforcement! Rocket Force: And those hypersonic missiles are for Coast Guard law enforcement too? Shen Yu: Ahem, ahem. Weather conditions at sea are complicated. They’re for forecasting the weather! Netizens: Lift the deck and it’s all vertical launch systems. The armies, navies, air forces, and rocket forces are all green with envy! Sakura: It was bad enough when the Navy came to sightsee around here. Now the Coast Guard is here too? White Elephant: Chief Engineer Shen, our aircraft carrier sank again. When are you going to release one of your 100,000-ton Coast Guard ships? Please, we’re begging you! Eagle Sauce: You’re the Coast Guard. How is it reasonable for you to rank first among all the world’s navies? Shen Yu: I’m scared of not having enough firepower. Got a problem with that?