
You’ve Got the Wrong Guy! I Don’t Sell Drugs! I Only Sell Flour
抓错人了,我没贩毒!只是卖面粉
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 328k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
162Chapters
82Reads
5.8Score
17Listens
678.7kReads · all time
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Very interesting, too short, please keep it up
Not bad, but there is still a little less written now.
It's good to read, but the new book has too few chapters. It's not enough to read. It's not enough to read at all. The author should update more [crying][crying][crying] I used to see someone commenting on a top bad book with five stars and write a lot of words. I never understood it until I saw this book I like to read and rated it 6.0 Points. I finally understood it.
The pronunciation is smooth and the logic is self-consistent. You can read it.
٩(๑•ㅂ•)۶Author: Can you make it longer? It's too short. There seems to be something wrong. I can't figure it out. Forget it.
I met a 30-year-old young woman online. We had been chatting for more than half a year and we had a good conversation. Today she asked to meet. I hesitated. I said you have a family and it didn't feel good, but I said it was okay and we were just ordinary friends. So I agreed and asked her for a photo. She looked pretty. She was not far from my city. We made an appointment to meet at a milk tea shop. We didn't choose to meet somewhere else for fear of meeting acquaintances. I arrived first that day because she had to drive for several hours. When I looked at the photos while waiting, I thought it was another "car rollover scene." Most mobile phones have beauty functions, but when she got out of the Mercedes-Benz, I recognized her at a glance. People are much prettier than photos She also recognized me. She didn't know what to say. In order to break the awkwardness, she suggested hugging her. I said yes. She smelled very good. My heart was pounding. After sitting in the milk tea shop for a while, we went to eat. She basically didn't eat much during the whole process. She peeled shrimps for me and picked out fish bones. After dinner, she walked out of the restaurant and held my hand. I didn't break away. She said I was going home, and I said I wanted to take a taxi. She insisted on sending me back. When she got home, she found a note in her bag, which said: Update ten chapters to unlock subsequent content.
Let me show you how to eat fungi (꒪-꒪)🍄 (꒪Д꒪)🍄 (꒪🍄꒪) (꒪~꒪) (꒪-꒪) (꒪Д꒪)~burp~ Not salty or bland, it tastes great. (@◇@) (X-X)
[Laughing and crying][laughing and crying] A good new book, the content is super funny, you can read it again after reading it for a while
The author knows how to look for the cover. The plot is the same as the cover. It's super interesting. The writing is light-hearted and the plot is humorous. I strongly recommend reading this light-hearted and funny novel to relax your mind after reading the novel about Hong Wen's violent killing. Haha, I read it with laughter throughout.
The author's novel has finally been released. I quite like this book. I hope I can continue writing