[Ridiculous Comedy + Dual Transmigration + Mutual First Love + Sweet HE Romance]
[Unhinged Beauty, the Ruthless Abbess + Emotionally Stable Cultivator with Wi-Fi]
Ling Jue transmigrated into a book.
She became the deranged master of the Divine Metal Sect, the enemy of the entire cultivation world.
Ling Jue: Whatever, I don't give a damn. I'm a steel-hard Barbie, the ruthless abbess! Middle finger up, I don't love anyone!
She told her disciples: “The curriculum is being revamped. I need a sect that's orderly and completely nuts, so we can go give them a massive dump!”
She was betrothed to a bald old sect master, and they were called a pair of bastards who should stick together and stop messing with other people.
Baldy: “Give me a son and you'll earn a precious spot in my family's ancestral graveyard!”
Ling Jue: “No, no, no! I'm reproductively incompatible with a kappa! An ugly woman needs a handsome man to balance things out. I think your eldest disciple, Lu Qi, looks just right!”
Lu Qi: “Sect Master Ling, we're a generation apart.”
To get out of marrying the old bald guy, Ling Jue deliberately said: “Sweetheart, have you ever heard that the bond between grandparents and grandchildren is especially close? Come here, let Grandma hold you!”
The next day, the bald guy's entire household was wiped out. Only Lu Qi remained...
The cultivation world suspected Ling Jue was the culprit, all so she could claim Lu Qi, the number-one young master of the cultivation world, for herself!
Ling Jue issued a public statement: “Let the whole world ostracize me and mock me if it wants. You probably can't insult me as viciously as I can insult you anyway. The slap-fight arena is open! Come at me if you've got the guts!”
Lu Qi showed up at her door with his bedding and knelt down. “I absolutely refuse to believe you're that kind of person. So, may I serve you tonight? I'm all yours.”
Ling Jue: “Get the hell away from me! You talk like you've got 5G speeds. Wait, could you... have transmigrated into this book too?”
[Blowing a kiss] Dear friends, thank you for your review. It would be even better if it is a good review. I wish you riches and beauty! Love you! Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!