
You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy, I Can't Kill You and Take Your Surname
你贩剑,我发癫,弄不死你跟你姓
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 288k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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In booklists 12
Super Funny Article, Funny Stomachache Kind of Thing
The Heroine Is so Bad That Every Dog Passing by Has to Be Slapped Twice.
I want to read a book similar to "The heroine is vicious and charming". Similar to the character design of the heroine in the first world in "The Heroine She is Vicious and Charming", I like the character design of the heroine who sends Zijiao to Zijiao the most. I really love it (//∇//)
Epilepsy! ! a Book That Can Make You Laugh Until You Turn into Maggots in the Middle of the Night! !
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
Are There Any Articles Like Xie Mi's? the First One
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
The Heroine Has a Lot of Tricks, She Has the Strength, She Is Sharp-Tongued, and She Can Report Her Grudges on the Spot.
I want to read a book like "Being a Sperm and a Scumbag Begins from Leaving the Underworld". The heroine will never wrong herself. If she has status and strength, she will be tough and teach her a lesson on the spot. Others won't even dare to fart.
I Hope the Heroine Is Awesome and the Whole Story Is Very Enjoyable.
Just like "Ms. Su, your husband is lost" and "Rebirth, the style of this system is wrong" can be unrealistic.
I Want to See the Heroine Going Crazy and Trying to Die, and She Can't Bear the Slightest Grievance. It's Funny but Not Sad.
I want to read a book similar to "The Fake Daughter's Madness, After His Death, All the Scumbag Guy's Characters Collapsed". I really want to see the kind of Xie Ningjun who goes crazy and tries to die all the time without being aggrieved at all. I don't want to see the kind of person who solves the problem afterwards and has to be upfront and fearless. Please
Looking for Articles About Epilepsy That Are the Same as "Episia, All Epilepsy, Epilepsy Is Better"
I would like to read a book similar to "Epidemic, all are epileptic, epilepsy is better".
Are There Any Cool Stories About the Heroine Killing People Randomly?
I want to read a book like "The Villain is in a Bad Mood, and the Family Gets Together in Hell".
Are There Any Books Similar to "Epidemic, All Epilepsy, Epilepsy Is Better"?
I would like to read a book similar to "Epidemic, all are epileptic, epilepsy is better".
I've Been a Little Confused Lately, and I Really Want to Read Crazy and Crazy Articles.
I would like to read a book similar to "Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua".
Epilepsy, a Special Kind of Epilepsy, It's Both Epileptic and Funny, and It Has Relatively Few Chapters.
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
















































Why! Why! ! ! How come no one reads such a beautiful book? ! Ahhhh, I like it so much!
So pretty! Like it very much! I haven't found such a good novel in a long time. I would like to ask if there is no CP. [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart] I hope the heroine is uniquely beautiful!
It is recommended that people who are depressed, or people who like to read Dashuang articles, read this article to relieve stress and treat breast hyperplasia due to liver stagnation and qi knots. It is very effective.
Fan, fan, fan you all, fan me on the ground and in the sky. Who is so happy? It's me.
It's pretty good to watch, but the dialogue is too dense and makes me a little tired.
It's good to watch. Except for the ending which is a bit rushed, there are no other major problems. It looks very enjoyable. The original text is about abuse. The heroine seems a bit angry and the length is relatively short. After the heroine comes, she is super awesome and has strong hands-on skills. My own mother can also fight that kind. It is considered to be without cp, so I added 2 extra chapters with cp. If you don't want to read it, you can ignore the extra chapter. Highly recommend!
The heroine is not too cool, she is cool and funny, and the scumbag and the mistress are directly reduced to funny characters!
Super super pretty
It's very beautiful. I recommend everyone to watch it together.
Cool article! It's really fun to watch!
Looks good and feels good
It's very well written and I enjoyed reading it. [Love][love][love]
Crazy enough, very good
It's pretty good-looking. The heroine's adoptive parents are quite pitiful.
It's so cool, it's such a cool novel