[Fantasy + Female Protagonist + Journey to the West + Comedy + Invincible + System + Transmigration + Wish Fulfillment + Political Intrigue]
Also known as: The Domineering Emperor's 99 Forced Romances: Little Sister Xiwei, Don't Run So Fast.
Something major has happened in the primordial world.
The primordial world you knew has all been plagiarized here, and even Journey to the West in this world is just a business deal.
What? They're changing the ruler of the Three Realms? Whether you pass your tribulation depends on the Jade Emperor's mood? Even the Western Church has to stand obediently at the door.
“Tch, what does any of that have to do with me? I'm lying on the beach, surrounded by beauties waiting on me. Why stir up trouble? Everyone should just behave, do business, and keep the world at peace. Isn't that better?”
“Hmph! Brother Xiqing, as immortals, we should have ambitions worthy of immortals and bring peace to all living beings in the Three Realms.”
“Well said, Brother Mu Yao. Oh, the Great Sage is here. Perfect, we're one short. Hurry up and round up another player. Go see what Bajie is doing!”
This is a story with the most absurd Journey to the West and the most nonsensical group of master and disciples.
The Heavenly Court is rotten to the core, and its rigid hierarchy is suffocating.
The protagonist, at least, has a clear head. In his spare time, he meets up with a few good friends, like the Great Sage, Bajie, Tian Muyao, and others, to hunt great demons in the Northern Wastelands, grill meat, drink beer, and play mahjong.
The protagonist is also a huge fan of fluffy things and has a real soft spot for them.
Who could possibly say no to a little golden snub-nosed monkey? Even Patriarch Bodhi adores the little golden monkey, and would go so far as to defy the Jade Emperor for it.
The story begins with the protagonist as a great azure ox, disciple of the strongest being in heaven and earth, the Sage Laozi.
Background: The Jade Emperor's thirty-third tribulation is approaching, meaning his time is nearly up. The world is about to change hands again.
The story starts here. If it's not to your taste, please don't flame me.