The Jade Emperor: “What a bunch of useless fools! How long have I had you searching for my Glazed Lamp? You still haven’t found its core. What use are you to me?”
Sha Wujing: “Master, this is the core of the Glazed Lamp. Since I’m no longer under the Jade Emperor’s authority, I can decide what to do with it, right? It’s already developed a mind of its own. I don’t want it to remain a plaything in the Jade Emperor’s hands. I want to let it travel around the mortal realm.”
The director: “You parents are unbelievable. You’d let a child this young carry around a piece of broken glass? I’ll have the nurse throw it away right now.”