I'll Be Your Stand-In, So Why Are You Crying When We Break Up?

[The Ex's Regret-and-Repentance Arc] [Romance] [Hilarious Urban Comedy]

“You look just like him, but you're still not him...”

“Here's 500,000 yuan as your breakup fee. Don't bother me again.”

As a stand-in expert, Xu Yi excels at playing the unattainable first love in someone's heart and providing clients with emotional comfort.

Flirting, dating, serving as someone's punching bag... As long as the money's right, name your price.

Xu Yi thought this kind of “money and sex, no feelings” arrangement would satisfy most clients.

He plays the first love of a cold, high-powered CEO, shielding her from hardship and weathering crises with her, only to quietly leave when the original returns.

He shares a dreamlike first love with an innocent school beauty, only to become an addiction she can't forget or quit.

“I regret it. Can we fall in love again?”

Sorry, that costs extra. You can't afford it.

“How many other women have you been seeing? I won't let you chase after anyone else!”

I'm just expanding my client base. How about you introduce me to a few, sis?

Need romance? Come to me. Sweet or spicy, I can do it all.

Need someone to take out your frustrations on? Come to me. I'm tough and can take a beating.

But ladies, don't fall too hard...

After all, I was only ever a stand-in.