The Villain Stole My Wits, So I Stole His Underwear
反派偷我心眼子，我偷反派裤衩子
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 591k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Oh No! My Inner Thoughts Are Out, and the Mad Villains Are Fainting from Rage糟糕！心声泄露，气晕疯批反派们Former title · until Oct 2026
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It can be said that it is very explosive and ridiculous. Although I have read 3 chapters, I already think it is very funny. It can be said that it is a must-have for emo people. It is highly recommended!!!! 😏
Although I've only read a few chapters, it's very funny, especially the showy action when King Li was assassinated, hahaha~ and the heroine hiding in the doghouse eating melons and watching the show, hahaha~
Ahhhh, it's so good. The plot is really funny. The heroine is silly. Of the five Xiao family members, I like Xiao Wu the most. He is the crybaby brother. He is so cute. Secondly, I like Xie Zhuo. I have always liked Yiyi because she is Yiyi. Xiao Wen is also very good and very gentle. It is very suitable for being the eldest brother. King Li can just be a male favorite. Xiao Er's kiss made me twist like a maggot on the bed. Xiao Yi is a black-bellied man. Xiao San is a fool. I also like the friendship between the girls. The interaction between the heroine and the system is also very interesting. The eighth prince's confession to the prince later made me shocked. The original heroine was also quite self-righteous. The prince impressed me as a little grasshopper. My favorite sentence in the whole book is Xiao Si's "Like is possession, and love is fulfillment." This sentence really touched me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Super beautiful, Shen Zhiyi loves it The male protagonists each have their own merits and I like them all. The author will update it soon ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
So funny. The heroine is a pure greedy girl. The best assist in the system. Currently, the heroine has 123,456 dicks. Please update it quickly. I can't wait for you (creeping in the dark, eating hair, screaming, squirming like crazy, getting down on all fours)
The mental state is very beautiful hhh, the overall story is quite smooth, the heroine is silly and sweet, looks like a little sunshine, but actually has a low self-esteem and is easy to be soft-hearted. The ending is 1v9, but the author did not write about the happy life of Zhizhi and the men. I think it would be good to write about the daily life of Zhizhi. Shen Wu is really a big regret. Fortunately, he and Zhizhi finally met in modern times. Although the author's name is Sese, there is actually very little meat (/_\), and the writing style is quite good. Let's complain about some of the characters. Some of the behavioral language used to highlight the character's image sometimes makes people a little uncomfortable, but it's too much. Xiao San is like a giant baby, always unable to understand what people say, only listening to what he wants to hear, and not respecting the heroine, which is a novel. In reality, he will run as far as he can, and don't expect this kind of person to change for the better. Maybe the author wants to describe a chivalrous brother who is hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, a little willful but corrects when he knows his mistakes, but he doesn't change and is unreasonable, and the eldest brother is also too paranoid. The most important thing is that after they heard the voice of the heroine, they never thought of arranging a few people to protect the heroine or teach her some self-defense skills, nor did they discuss how to solve it. Instead, they were jealous. To be honest, I think it was unnecessary for Shen Wu to die, and the heroine would die too. I did it twice. It's like a comedy story that insists on arranging some plots of torture for the sake of torture. The national luck points are completely useless later, and I don't know the life-saving pills. The details are still a bit flawed. I hope the author will torture men if he wants to torture next time. Keep up the good work. (❀｣╹□╹)｣*･
Hahahaha, the heroine is so cool. I love her so much. I love her so much. I hope Jun Huaiyu and He Xiyue end soon, and the heroine can live a good life soon. I want to see the daily life of the heroine and the male protagonists.ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~
Very nice [top post], come on, big 😘😘. Just don't stop updating!!!!
Nothing else, just the author hurry up and update quickly 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
I particularly like the Shura field moments between the male protagonists of ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ツ123456789 and Yiyi. Each character is portrayed with flesh and blood, affection and meaning, mature and steady Xiao Dalang, immortal and relegated Xiao Erlang, and childish The domineering Xiao Sanlang, the elegant and noble Xiao Silang, the black-hearted milk dog Xiao Wulang, the innocent puppy Wen Tingjun, the slutty peacock Junli, the yandere green tea prince, the considerate and steady General Xie, the silently giving Master Shen, the warm little sun Shen Zhiyi