My Livestream Wish-Granting Is Too Accurate, and Bigwigs from Every Nation Beg Me to Come Out of Retirement

Wang Ye, a Taoist priest born in the 2000s, obtained a Trainee Deity System. He had to fulfill other people’s wishes and accumulate karmic merit, but he lacked magical power and didn’t get enough incense offerings. With no other choice, he used the cheapest methods to fulfill people’s wishes, and one outrageous scheme after another followed!

An overworked office worker wished to get rich without going to work. Wang Ye used the least magical power he could to cast a bad-luck talisman. The worker got hit by a car on the way home! But he received half a year of paid leave. What a windfall!

A programmer wished he could stop working 996 overtime. He got fired as soon as he went back.

A pretty young woman wished to work at a company full of women. When she returned, she was kidnapped and taken to a club. It really was full of women!

Netizens: “So this is what happens when a deity born in the 2000s starts working? But you know what, it really works!”

Wang Ye grew more and more famous. Even heads of state from various countries came to make wishes. The Prime Minister of Little Japan and the President of Eagleland both arrived, drawn by his reputation: “Our wish is to restore the glory of our ancestors!”

Not long afterward, Little Japan was digging for potatoes in Siberia, while the President of Eagleland had an outlandish idea while riding in a convertible...

Su Chen: “See? I don’t lie. They’ve both restored the glory of their ancestors!”