Lucky Little Cutie: Fortune-Telling with a Baby Bottle, Adored Worldwide

A little girl showed up at the door calling him Dad, leaving the head of the Long family, the most powerful family in the land, stunned.

Long Yunting: I'm broke right now, and nothing's going my way.

Long Beibei: Grandpa's business went bankrupt down there. He's short on money. Hurry up and burn him some offerings!

A viewer with dark circles under his eyes called in on livestream. “Little girl, why do I get pinned down by a ghost every night?”

Long Beibei: Last time, you tossed a can around carelessly and hit the neighbor downstairs. She fell down the stairs and died.

Viewer: ...

Later, Long Beibei started telling fortunes online and accidentally became a huge sensation.

Who would have guessed that this adorable toddler with a baby bottle in her mouth would have so many government officials waiting for her livestreams, or that the Taoist Association would compile her words into a textbook that everyone had to own?