My Parents Are Too Lovey-Dovey! I Married a Cold Guy to Be Roommates

[Sweet romance + married first, love later + illogical wish-fulfillment + age-gap, unhinged, fatherly handsome husband + ensemble cast, everyone’s crazy] [Lovable, vain, slightly reckless heroine + cold, tsundere, slightly unhinged hero + every couple is sickeningly sweet] While other people’s parents in their forties and fifties were going through menopause, Luo Yuwei’s parents were in the throes of a passionate romance. Unable to stand the goosebump-inducing atmosphere at home, Luo Yuwei married a cold man on a whim, thinking of it as finding a roommate. Meanwhile, three out of the four members of the Handsome Quartet got married in a flash. Handsome One: “Your husband has such a stern, old-fashioned vibe.” Handsome Two: “Your wife has such a mature, glamorous vibe.” Handsome Three: “Your husband looks like a male model.” The one left: “I’m going crazy!” Luo Yuwei was only trying to teach him some manners by prying his mouth open, but somehow she uncovered the man’s unhinged side. She hits him: “That feels great.” She yells at him: “Kiss me.” She asks for a divorce: “Spicy crawfish, hairy crabs, pigeon soup...” He lays them all out for her. Duan Yuen: “You can’t get divorced. You can only eat yourself to death...”