What! You're Not an Adult Until You're 35?

Name: What! You're Not an Adult Until You're 35?
Author: A Fleeting Dream

什么！35岁才成年

by A Fleeting Dream (虚梦一场)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 94k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

ABO world

A crappy Alpha, a selfish straight guy who’s the bottom × top-tier Omega top (three for now)

Due to a mistake made by a System in the Quick Transmigration Department while binding a Host,

a hapless man named Mei Yueqing ended up dead.

To cover it up, er, to compensate Mei Yueqing, the System had no choice but to send him into the world of a novel,

where he became a crappy Alpha pretending to be an Omega streamer with only a minor role. The System promised him plenty of money and beautiful women once the story ended.

He’d just have to play out a few scenes, and Mei Yueqing readily agreed.

But he didn’t expect to run into a tiny bit of trouble...

Content warnings:

Weak bottom, strong top; devoted-wife tropes; elementary-school-level writing (feel free to offer polite criticism or advice in the comments)

Over-the-top melodrama; mindless fiction

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