‘I’m the protagonist! Let me do it!’
“Umm... As someone blessed with glory...”
(There’s no helping you.)
{Fine, you can give it a try for now.}
“Hey! Why are you ignoring my opinion?”
Pay attention!
Here comes the “First Law of the Noisy World.”
Look this way!
This will be on the test!
I’m talking to you!
You, the one thinking of scrolling away!
Yes,
I mean you!
[Light Novel] + [Multiple Heroines] + [No Harem] + [Smart Characters] + [Epic Otherworld Adventure] + [Mystery] + [Supernatural] + [Subverting Expectations] + [System] + [Evil Deed Points] + [Everything You Want] = [Blessings Upon the Noisy World]
(You idiot! Who among our dear readers is going to understand an intro this noisy?)
‘Huh?! I thought it would be original!’
{You’re so stupid that this is probably the best you could do. Let this genius take over.}
The Demon King’s army invades.
The secret of Evil Deed Points.
The destruction of the World Tree in the “Sanctuary.”
The sinful angel will eventually walk the earth.
The last hope of the Demon King’s castle.
The path to redemption for the beastfolk’s genius high priestess and her companions.
“Be quiet! You’ve spoiled way too much! And that last bit is just your own shameless advertisement!”
(So I have to introduce this myself? You could pay a little more attention to me, too.)
(This is a biography chronicling how I, a high-ranking rogue, saved the world one step at a time.)
{Stop misleading the readers, you perverted, fetish-obsessed slut.}
(What? Looking for a fight?)
“Ahaha, I’m a Holy Cross Knight. This is a really interesting light novel with something to satisfy every dear reader’s tastes... Oh no... There isn’t enough room for the whole synopsis! Am I the only one who can’t finish talking? That’s so unfair...”
First person? Very brave~ Give me 4 stars first, keep up the good work, little miscellaneous fish~⌓‿⌓