The System Is So Sneaky, and I’m So Unhinged! Everyone’s Been Led Astray

First attempt. Run, kid, and don’t look back. [Quick Transmigration + No Romance + Comedy + System + Lighthearted Power Fantasy] The System is about to begin transmission... Host, please sit tight and hold on. At last, Ling Qiao was human. Rubbing her hands with anticipation, she looked forward to the System’s missions, which promised food, drink, fun, and romance. But... “Ah! Are you a dog? Where are all the handsome men you promised?” Ling Qiao had barely run downstairs when she was so startled that she scrambled back up on all fours, unable even to catch her balance. “I don’t know either! How can you judge a ghost by its looks? They must be so hurt.” “You’re so mean. I’m not talking to you anymore~” By leaving a trail of affection and claiming new relatives all over the instances, Ling Qiao managed to clear them. She gained a huge following among those who loved how she made friends and found family in every instance. And wherever she went, the Boss would dote on her alone, making her the exception. Once, Ling Qiao caught sight of an object in the mirror, made entirely of pure gold with a handle encrusted with gemstones, and went berserk. “What kind of luxury item looks like that? It looks like a toilet plunger.” “Master, it doesn’t just look like one. It is one.” “How am I supposed to win favor like this? I might as well die.” “Don’t! Maybe the Boss has a special fetish?” Teammate No. 1: “Aaaah! Big Sis is bound to love it. Take it back!” Teammate No. 2, clutching the golden toilet plunger: “Ha ha ha! The Dark Lord of Wherever-I-Roll shall rule the world! Everyone, kneel!” BOSS: “I’ve never seen anything so unusual. Toilet plunger, you’ve caught my attention.” Golden Toilet Plunger Ling Qiao... You all seem to have something seriously wrong with you.