A Truckload of Real Estate Certificates, How Do You Want Me to Collect Rent?

The author Fang Dong went on a blind date, but was rejected by the gold digger, so he turned around and took a truckload of real estate certificates to collect rent. Gold digger: "Don't leave, boss. The bride price and my two younger brothers..." "Sorry, I'm not even interested!" "Fang Dong, you are now a real landlord!" "Boss, can you collect so much rent? How about I help you?" "Husband, I'm willing to help you collect rent for no other reason than that!" "Boss, do you still have a room here? I want to rent ten units!" "Fang Dong, my dear landlord! Do you still need a girlfriend? A maid can do it too!"