[Nurturing + Revenge + Living Off a Woman While Keeping His Pride + Ultimate Power Fantasy]
Three thousand years ago, he was the "Dustless Sword Immortal," whose sword held the Nine Provinces in check. Yet at the crucial moment before his ascension, he was betrayed by his closest friend and his fiancee! His dantian was ripped open, his sword bones were removed, and he was abandoned in the wilderness like a dead dog.
Three thousand years later, he awakens on a rainy night in the Great Wilderness Province and is taken home by a foolish village girl with incredible strength. Xiao Haiqing laughs. He has discovered that this girl, who spends every day chopping wood and feeding pigs, is actually the legendary "Myriad Tribulations Chaos Body," a constitution unseen in ten thousand years!
And so the cultivation world's strangest duo is born. Others cultivate by popping pills; he cultivates by living off a woman. Others fly on their swords, exuding immortal elegance. He rides out lying on a flatbed cart, pulled along by his disciple amid sparks and flashes of lightning.
When faced with the humiliation of a broken engagement? Xiao Haiqing lies in his rocking chair without even raising an eyelid. "Lin Xi, break that fool of a Holy Son's legs. Just make sure you don't splash blood on my teacup." When the sects come to besiege them? Lin Xi stands firm with a rusty iron axe in hand. "Anyone who dares touch a hair on my uncle's head, I'll chop open their ancestors' graves!" When facing the gods and Buddhas of the myriad heavens? Xiao Haiqing slowly rises, takes up his three-foot green blade with his disciple's help, and says, "Mo Tianxing, today you'll pay for what you did back then, with interest and with your life!"
"In my life, I'm Xiao Haiqing, the meal I enjoy most is the one I get by living off a woman, and the people I kill most mercilessly are those who betray their lovers!"
"My greatest achievement in life isn't returning to the peak." "It's raising a Sword Saint wife who will dazzle the ages, then lying flat with a clear conscience."
Others cultivate by risking their lives. Xiao Haiqing cultivates by living off a woman and making the most of it!
