Live Fortune Telling, Metaphysics Boss Shark Is Crazy

[No cp + time travel + live streaming + fortune telling + ghost hunting + metaphysics] The founder of the Lingshan Sect, a master of metaphysics, was struck by a thunderbolt and sent thousands of years later. Seeing the sect that was on the verge of falling into Lingshan Temple, Si Yao made up his mind to regain his glory. In order to earn tens of millions of repair fees, Si Yao started the road of live broadcast fortune telling "Master, I love her so much." Si Yao: Don't love me, it's a head-lowering technique. Watch me strike it with lightning! "Master, I want to take this stray dog home!" Si Yao: Don't take it with you. It's a human-faced dog. Look, I'll strike it with a lightning strike! "Master, I bought a rosewood bracelet. Does it look good?" Si Yao: Don't look, it's an evil thing. Look, I'll strike it with lightning! "Your talisman looks fake at first glance!" A certain metaphysics boss: Si Taoist, draw the hundred talismans I ordered slowly, don't be in a hurry! "Your jade token is useless!" A business boss: Oh! You bought a pirated copy! Netizen: Come on, Master Si is going crazy in the live broadcast room! Director of the Supernatural Bureau: Chief Si Dao is our Wakaka! No one can steal anyone from me! "I have a witness. You are not Taoist Priest Yuzhen's disciple at all! Let me expose your true colors today!" Taoist Association President: Of course she is not!~Master! I had such a hard time looking for you~