Name: The Simp Wakes Up With Amnesia and Becomes a Big Shot. Now He's Panicking!
Author: Pork Rib Meow

Synopsis

[One-on-one romance, both leads romantically inexperienced, showbiz, slightly unhinged, meme-filled, satisfying face-slapping revenge]

Everyone online knows that Zuo Si pursued Gu Jingshi for three years.

When Gu Jingshi was filming, she even begged to play a maid for him. She was so pitiful that even the heavens couldn't stand it, and a bolt of lightning struck her.

When she opened her eyes again, Zuo Si had lost her memory. She stared at the slick-haired, greasy man before her, full of questions despite her tiny head.

“I’m this gorgeous, and I threw myself at him? Did he save my life, or is his family worth hundreds of billions?”

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Determined to shed her reputation as a lovesick doormat, Zuo Si decides to focus on her career.

Before she joins a dating show, netizens say, “Is this girl having another lovesick episode? Who's she going to ruin this time?”

Once the show starts, the lovesick doormat transforms into a clear-eyed woman.

When a male guest confesses to her, Zuo Si says, “The wise don’t fall in love, and Taiwan belongs to the motherland.”

When the production team cuts the budget, Zuo Si says, “A romance without money is like a banana: either it’s gone yellow or it’s turned green.”

The production team stirs up trouble by bringing in Gu Jingshi to stage a dramatic scene of a playboy turning over a new leaf and declaring his deep devotion.

Zuo Si says, “If apologies worked, what would we need Louis Vuitton, Chanel, and Gucci for?”

The jerk loses his temper and corners her against the wall. “Zuo Si, how long are you going to keep playing hard to get?”

Zuo Si flips him over her shoulder and slams him to the ground. “You’ve got it wrong, Mr. Gu. This move is called catching and beating you.”

Netizens ask, “Who started the rumor that she likes Gu Jingshi?”

Fans say, “Sis, don’t be so strict about gender. Give us a chance to be your girlfriend!”

A newly returned business tycoon says, “Now that your eyesight is healed, why not take a look at our engagement? When are we going to make it official?”

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8 likes1y ago
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8 likes1y ago
Blame it on me, I don't have enough vocabulary to praise you, I can only use words like good-looking, really good-looking, so good-looking 😢 😢 😢, but it's really good-looking 🤦 🤦 🤦
7 likes1y ago
Meow Meow's new book! I'm here to support you! 😘
6 likes2y ago
It's really, really good-looking. I feel it's different from the kind of stories I've read before where the heroine wakes up from a car accident. To be honest, I'm a little envious of the heroine's family environment. I also want Princess Chateau. I'm really looking forward to what's going to be written later. I want to see how the hero and heroine manage to get rid of that system. Anyway, it's especially suitable for people who are so bored that they have nothing to do. I'm sure you'll like it ❤️❤️❤️❤️[][]
5 likes1y ago
Nice! A must see! But I'm not an adult (book)
3 likes1y ago
The heroine loses her memory and the hero loves her, but she is not abused yet. The plot is good, I like it 😳😳😳😳😳 I hope the plot can give me a surprise later, so stay tuned 🥰🥰
3 likes1y ago
Meow 😘
2 likes1y ago
I want to know why Sisi liked Gu Jingshi in the past. There is no reason why she can't remember things from her childhood. It seems that Yugyeombo also forgot
2 likes1y ago
So pretty and sweet!!!!!!
1 like1y ago

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