Ye Fan transmigrated eight years ago, and at last his golden finger arrived: a cultivation System. On this continent, where spiritual energy has run dry, martial artists rule. Everyone else practices martial arts, but he cultivates immortality.
His master said, "Don't go looking for trouble." A haunted house? "I'll take a look." Bandits robbing people? "Move aside. I'm about to put on a grand show." They're here to abduct the princess? "Nobody move. Leave this to me!"
His master said, "Don't kill needlessly." "Sure. They're not dead, just brain-damaged!"
His master said, "Do more good deeds." "I understand. Build up a little good karma in my spare time, so it'll be easier to kill and set things on fire!"
