Ultraman: Are You Sure This Is a Normal Attribute?

(Ultraman + System + comedy + monster underlings + invincible. This book is all about having fun, with no logic, so just enjoy yourself.)

With a single nap, Feiyu transmigrates into an off-world patrol member from the Land of Light. He happens to awaken a System called Infinite Trait Rerolls, which can endlessly roll traits for creatures, objects, and skills.

But when Feiyu sees the traits it rolls, he can't tell whether the System has gone crazy or he's the one who can't keep up.

He rolls a trait for his energy ball skill, and gets “Now You See Me, Now You Don't.” Once he fires an energy ball, even he has no idea where it is.

He thinks it must be a fluke, but then his beam skill gets “Supersonic Swerve.” It can make a sharp, steady ninety-degree turn at high speed. Feiyu wonders if he's hallucinating because he didn't get enough sleep in his past life.

At long last, he rolls a trait for his weapon, only to get “Sensitive Skin.” Great, now it unleashes its ultimate attack as soon as it touches anyone, leaving them no time to react.

Feiyu is at a loss, but at least he can keep rolling traits. He refuses to believe he can't get a normal one.

His underling Sadola agrees wholeheartedly, then happily splits in two.

Feiyu: Uh... there has to be a normal one in there somewhere, right...