
Dude, You Are a U. S. Police Officer, Not a Farmer.
哥们,你是美警,不是农场主啊
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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Very good novel, makes my mind spin [love]
It's good-looking and funny, and it made me feel overwhelmed and relieved. I just don't understand why the rating is so low. I am a bookworm of twenty years. This book is definitely a classic. It is best read with your brain in mind. It uses the laws of the United States to sanction the United States, while brainwashing Americans and supporting the Japanese Japs in China. It is so good to read. [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry]
A very interesting and refreshing article, a very novel entry point. The idea of a male protagonist with full stacks of buffs is a good idea. He treats others in his own way. I also like the way the male protagonist treats others. He takes revenge on the spot when he has a grudge, instead of going back and planning for a long time before talking about other things. This is in line with my idea of a refreshing novel. Although some parts are illogical, they are not poisonous, and the adaptation by Yi Lin and readers is really full of irony. I'm very satisfied with the way the quasi-heroine and the male protagonist treat women. Being a scumbag, but not the kind of scumbag who is insulting and has no bottom line, makes people uncomfortable. I just hope the author can update it more quickly, it's too slow! Having you so little makes my life less fun! [Anger]
This book contains Lao Xiao's most affectionate Meiyun, and it is a novel worthy of attention.
Oh my god, this is an unprecedented hilarious masterpiece. It is rich and fulfilling. I can't believe my eyes. Reading this book makes me feel like I am ten years younger and live like a grandson. If you haven't read it, don't let it go. It is definitely a divine book. The author should update it quickly. I can't wait! ! ! [Stare] This is the only book with a small number of words, but I don't want to keep it because I'm afraid I'll run out of it. This book is unprecedentedly great, five stars, five stars, five stars! ! ! 👊
I have seen a lot of praise for foreign countries, reality, online communication platforms, novels, etc., And many 500,000 people walking around. Sometimes I wonder, could it be that Nuwa missed a batch when she created humans and was picked up by God? Don't know. Now in the articles published by the protagonist in this book, I can understand a little bit about the mentality of people like you, and the author has written a book for a long time. In terms of language, logic, and plot brilliance, it is completely OK. [Blow kiss] Calvin is also stuck. [Pout] I hope the author will update more. I am a new fan of the author. Some old jokes don't understand, but I will integrate. Don't abandon the article. Brothers and sisters are all trying to catch you. Keep up the good work💪
It was very interesting to watch, I liked it very much. The author's male protagonist is white, so it feels more ironic and dramatic. @ Steamed plum oil crispy juice [smile][smile][smile][smile][smile][smile][smile][smile][smile]
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Come on, Lao Xiao, the writing is very funny
It's beautiful, I love watching it, I watch it every day, but if I watch too much, I have to watch it quickly. Lin Xuanyixuan [laughing]
Lao Xiao is also an experienced novelist. Although the theme of this book is the same as the main theme of the previous two books, which is to "support justice" with the help of system and wisdom, this book focuses on a rice policeman, accurately portrays various characters that correspond to the real rice police, and uses the characteristics of these characters to stir up the storm, trying to create a character who can affect the world in the book. Compared with the author's previous works, the biggest improvement in this book is the language. Maybe because the identity of the protagonist is special, or the author finally realized something, so there is not so much shit, but more connotative jokes [laughing] I hope the results of this book will get better and better. By the way, since I have written 247 words, can Lao Xiao give me an update to chapter 247 [what]
Book lovers, this book can be said to be a rare masterpiece. The writing is relatively smooth, and the plot is the same. The only thing is that the charm of the language is too powerful and the plot is too smooth. Made me laugh out loud. Good-looking and good-looking.
The author's writing is so awesome, I haven't seen such a fun book in a long time.
Overall, the writing is really good, with some humor, some fun, and some depth. I just didn't expect that anything involving political and practical issues, even if it was written about foreign countries, would be so sensitive, so it was forced to end. This is considered a cut in half, which is a pity.
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Awesome, hahahahaha, it's great to see this writing in Tomato. The rhythm, daily protagonist's personality and supporting characters are well controlled, 666
The author is an affectionate man. Because he loves his wife deeply, the heroine in the book is directly written by his wife Xiao Meiyun, and at the end of each chapter, he has to confess to his wife affectionately, the world is a good man [Like] Mr. Darcy's kindness has not yet finished speaking.
It looks great, waiting for updates every day. When I read the novel, it reminded me of the stories I read when I was a child. It felt weird. I wonder if I was overthinking it. If I remember correctly, the article said that I was traveling abroad and hit someone while riding a bicycle. However, the victim apologized first and said that he had caused trouble to the cyclist. I don't know if the article was intended to promote good-quality, tolerant and polite citizens of other countries. Then I saw an article about giving up my seat to an elderly foreigner. As a result, the old man was angry and thought he was being looked down upon. Then he probably praised foreigners for being self-reliant even when they are old and respecting their individuality. The country has a very humanistic spirit. I never understood why the victim apologized first. Being civil and courteous would be interpreted as disrespect for the elderly.
Brothers, this book is super beautiful. I feel so comfortable when reading it. I have never read such a comfortable book. The author is really good at writing. Mainly the 37, 38 and 40 pictures. He is applying for the closure of the small dark room. This is why the reading is incoherent and a little uncomfortable, but it is really comfortable. There are a lot of jokes in it. I only have a little novel. It is very comfortable to read and very funny. I support the author to continue writing.
Lao Xiao, we love you so much. Although the ending was a bit rushed, I thought there was something new in taking down the Administrative Efficiency Department, but I didn't expect that a silky little combo directly took down those four guys. I can only say the same thing, there is nothing new under the sun, and there are different solutions for people with different personalities. There is always one that suits you [laughs] Thinking of it Before I came here, I didn't have much entertainment when I was in middle school, so I watched someone and someone else every day. I actually believed it at the time, and even used some "famous quotes" as material for my writing. As soon as Lao Xiao wrote about this topic, I immediately clicked on it, hahaha. Thanks to Lao Xiao's excellent writing and brilliant characterization, the sense of joy was immediately boring. Congratulations on the completion, and I wish you a happy new year, brothers.
Oh my God, I haven't seen such a great novel in a long time. I recall that the last time I saw such a great novel was on 17 Grams 10 years ago. The rhythm is compact and the plot is reasonable. This is simply the best contemporary systematic novel, full of satire on the current situation. I didn't reflect on it before reading this novel, but now I have to reflect on it (ip: United States)
This is a rare masterpiece. After reading it, I felt a sense of loss: the days of scolding Fang Qiu with Mr. Darcy are gone forever! Got involved. It is a novel that is impeccable in terms of writing style and storyline. Even though Lao Xiaowen said at the end that he had no outline, I still felt that I enjoyed reading it. Not only did I gain a variety of wonderful ironic essays and the joy of waiting for updates every day, but I also gained the ability to filter and accept information, as well as a stronger self-thought. In fact, when chatting on the Internet, I have met more than one person who is talking about how things are in foreign countries and how things are in China. When the flow of information is not so convenient and fast, people always feel that they are unable to refute and argue, and they want to come and punch the opponent. So reading this book brought me great spiritual enjoyment. Well, in human terms, it was written like in my dream (crossed out), very close to the ideal situation. I still want to thank Lao Xiao for this spiritual feast, and I wish the next book will be even better!
2. I have read this book. The subject matter written by the author is really good. If it were not for the subject matter problem and I can't continue writing, I feel that the author's writing style can at least write 2-3 more chapters. It is still an interesting book today. I wish you and Meiyun a long life.
It's finally finished. From a book perspective, Bird Food is good, and there's nothing poisonous about it. I feel that if I had read this book at that time, I might have read it in one sitting. From a plot perspective, Darcy can no longer be happy with me, but I still remember the deeds of Darcy's grandfather, so I am very happy and great.
This novel is good overall. The plot is exciting, the context is clear, the plot is twisty but smooth, the foreshadowing and suspense are cleverly set up, the reading experience is excellent, the characters are delicately portrayed, and the author is simply too talented. The series is so funny that it is full of jokes, The Great Onmyoji! It is a very interesting and refreshing article, and it is also a very novel entry. , Full of various buffs, treating others in their own way. I like the way the male protagonist treats others. He takes revenge on the spot when he has a grudge, instead of going back and planning for a long time before talking about other things. It is in line with my idea of a refreshing novel, and it is full of irony. He has three girlfriends, but no potential female protagonist. He is a pure scumbag, but people can't hate him. Personally, I feel that this novel is quite good and worth reading [Flowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss]
A good book that was delayed due to international reasons. It is light-hearted and humorous. It has a persistent pursuit of eradicating gangsters and evil. It has multiple identities. Unfortunately, God is unfair and Squid cannot write it anymore, so he did not reach the top of the White House.
It's really well written. The jokes written by the author are all new and not vulgar. This novel is like a piece of chocolate. People will be fine if they eat it, but dogs will die if they eat it [crying]
Oh, man, believe me, this is definitely the most enjoyable novel I have ever read, bar none. If you say I lie, I think I will slap your ass hard with Uncle Tom's stinky shoes next door [laughing] [laughing]
A Different Kind of "Legend of the United States": Book Review of "People in the United States Write Crazy Chicken Soup and Brainwash Gringos" This novel uses wild imagination to open a crack into a strange world for readers. The protagonist Tang Daxi travels through the United States and counterattacks with his own "poisonous chicken soup system", breaking the routine of conventional Internet novels. The author uses humorous writing to outline the eccentricities of American society, from the red-necked police chief to the bizarre environmentally friendly animal protection groups. It is both satirical and ridiculing, showing the collision of cultures in the midst of laughter. Tang Daxi relies on Chinese wisdom to "brainwash" foreigners with chicken soup. It is a refreshing read, like watching a transoceanic farce, and it also contains hidden speculations about different values. It makes people open their minds and occasionally smile knowingly at the deep meaning behind it. It is a good pastime and worth reading for fun.
"The Darcy King of the United States" is an excellent online novel that accurately touches the readers' emotions. It uses a very creative reverse integration setting to complete the satire of double-standard discourse and the pathologies of Western society. Although it is lacking in literary quality and depth, it has achieved the top level of similar works in terms of entertainment, online sense and emotional resonance. It is a highly representative urban imaginative online article.