Cyber cultivation + lighthearted + wild imagination
Chen Jingque transmigrates into the body of an ordinary hybrid seedling at a cultivation academy. From then on, the academy's crooked ways... no, its entire vibe gradually starts to go off the rails...
“What? Sword cultivators' swords are their wives, and they can't bear to step on them to fly? Try these special shoe covers for flying swords! Add a sword tassel with a built-in trailing effect and all-weather sword-protecting cream, and I'll give you 20% off the three-piece set...”
“What? Forging artifacts leaves you heartbroken and damages your lungs? Take a look at the medical cultivator senior sister behind me. She's ruthless... no, beautiful and kindhearted, and offers free checkups just for artifact-cultivator students... Oh dear, your lungs are in bad shape. How about I prescribe our latest improved lung-cleansing remedy? Powerful results, affordable price...”
“What? Your beast-cultivator's unruly little beasts keep causing trouble? Come on over! Little Sunflower Spirit Beast Cram School is in session! Are you still fretting because your spirit beast poops wherever it wants? Other people's pets take my class and go home able to make a four-dish meal with soup...”
“What? Music cultivators lack creativity and plagiarize too much? Tsk... that's a tough one. Let's start with a song by Jay Chou, then release one by JJ next week, and one by Eason the week after... Wait, did I accidentally get too popular? The waiting list for people asking me to write songs is already eighteen years long?!”
Before long,
Chen Jingque gave an exclusive interview to a reporter from the Federation.
“The Jingque Consortium has become one of the Cultivation Federation's hottest rising stars. Its businesses include flying sword maintenance, spirit pet training, pills and talismans, and spirit food and dining. Its reach extends into every aspect of the Federation...”
“On top of that, President Chen is a once-in-a-century musical cultivation genius. His recently released singles, including ‘Seven Miles of Fragrance’ and ‘All the Way North,’ have all been huge hits, with an extraordinarily high sing-along rate throughout the Federation...”
“President Chen was named one of the Federation's Ten Outstanding Youths of the Year and hailed as a once-in-a-century God of Song. But he didn't attend yesterday's award ceremony. Could you tell us why?”
In response to the reporter's question, Chen Jingque casually waved a hand.
“I'm really no God of Song. All I ever wanted was to express my feelings through singing. As for the rise of the Jingque Consortium, that was purely an accident. I'll admit I did initially think about making a quick buck, but in reality, I only wanted to woo a girl...”
Look, President Chen's work and life are just that modest and sincere.
It's good to read. Please keep writing. Come on.
Can the author cheer up?