I am wearing a book, and I suspect that the tyrant can hear me cricketing him in my heart.
I laughed at him being cuckolded, and the concubine Li having an affair with the guard was beaten to death with a cane.
I teased him that his kidneys were not good, and he would make me roll spring cakes and carry me on the bed that night.
I originally planned to survive until the finale and ignore the fact that he was murdered to take over the throne.
But I am a nymphomaniac, and he is too handsome. I eat him up and wipe him clean, so I have to be responsible.
But why does this book have an extra chapter that I haven't read?
Now I'm out of luck, I'm going to die.
