An Eerie Game from the Start: I Don't Want to Become a Plant God

[Infinite Flow, System, Survival, Power Fantasy, Leveling Up, Horror]

[Real-world storylines from The Outcast, Armor Hero, the Marvel Multiverse, DC, Warhammer, the Holy Lord, and more]

[The Three Corpses: Evil Corpse: Hou, the reincarnation; Good Corpse: the Black Lotus of Destruction and the Magic Lotus Lantern (Wutian); Self Corpse: the Five-Colored Divine Stone (Shi Gandang)]

[My name is Jiang Haoyi, and I’m about to start fantasizing. The Evil Corpse and Good Corpse arcs are both fantasies. If you can’t figure it out, don’t overthink it. Just keep imagining.]

[Rules-based horror, bizarre games, and other death-game scenarios. The protagonist will lose his memory and become mentally ill.]

[SSS-Rank Talent: Plants vs. Zombies. Can randomly obtain any item related to plants or zombies.]

[Some Fruit, some Divine Tree, a zombie army, the Four Great Corpse Ancestors]

A zombie army of a hundred million billion, armed with tanks, cannons, helicopters, and aircraft carriers, attacks the Ancient Gods. Who will win?

I treated you like family. I let you into the Ten Thousand Souls Banner to preserve your souls, refined your corpses so you could transcend the Three Realms and escape the Five Elements, and let you enter the Demon-Sealing List to continue your cultivation. Was I really wrong?

I only wanted to give these cultivators a chance to defy fate and change their destinies.

You have no talent for cultivation, so why not help me attain the Dao and become an immortal?

Once I attain the Dao, you’ll all rise to prosperity.

I’ll say it again: follow Jiang Haoyi, and even the village stray dogs will get a government paycheck...